Q: What’s the difference between a laywer and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Q: What’s the difference between a laywer and a vulture?
A: Laywers aren’t an endangerd species.
Archive for May, 2009
Laywers
May 3rd, 2009Nun vs Woman
May 3rd, 2009Wht you eat can kill you?
May 3rd, 2009For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the
final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth
after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of
sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
