A family is driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to
spare her young son’s innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don’t worry; that was an insect."
To which, her son replies, "I’m surprised it could get off the ground with a dick like that."
Strange insects
March 25th, 2009 by G No comments »Why iPod’s are bad for your social life
March 25th, 2009 by G No comments »
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize … you need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your fart with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that’s when you remember:
You’ve been listening to your ipod.
