Posts Tagged ‘cop’

Blond cop

June 22nd, 2009

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home officer.”

The cop says, “Well, do you have any kind of identification?”. The motorist scuffles around in her purse, and finds a pocket mirror. She looks at it and says to the cop, “All I have is this picture of myself.”

The cop says, “Ok Let me see it, then. So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, she looks at it, and replies, “Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have even pulled you over. You can go now.”

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my wife!

March 26th, 2009

On a very dark night, a guy on a date parks and gets the girl into the back seat and they make love. The girl wants it again and the guy obliges her. She wants more and they do it again. She still wants more and the guy, by now exhausted, says: “Excuse me a minute I have to relieve myself.”

While out of the car he notices a guy a short distance away, changing a flat tire. He goes up to the guy and says; “Look, I’ve got this girl in my car and I’ve given it to her four or five times and she still wants more. I’ll change your flat tire if you’ll take over for me.”

The guy agrees. He jumps into the back of the car and starts to go at it with the woman. He’s just getting to the gravy strokes when a cop knocks on the window and shines a light on them.

The cop asks, “What’re you doing in there?” The guy says, “I’m making love to my wife.”

The cop asks, “Why don’t you do that at home?” The guy answers, “To tell you the truth, I didn’t know it was my wife until you shined the light on her.”

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